Nhật Ký Du Học

Bãi ruộng nhà cu Tèo đang khô cằn trở nên màu mỡ do nằm chắn ngang trên con đường qui hoạch đến sân gôn. Ba Mẹ cu Tèo quyết định bán ruộng gởi cu Tèo đi du học bên Tây để nở mặt nở mày với xóm trên chòm dưới. Dưới đây là những chuyện vui nhỏ trích từ nhật ký du học Cu Tèo… 


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
  
TEACHER: Simon, who discovered America?
SIMON: Maria.
 
TEACHER: Not too bad. Now CuTeo, America belongs to whom?
CuTeo: Americans. 
 
TEACHER: Uhmm, why??? 
CuTeo: Chinese leaders said so. China Seas belongs to Chinese!
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
CU TEO: You told me to do it without using tables.
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
CU TEO: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
CU TEO: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, what is the chemical formula for water?
CU TEO: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
CU TEO: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
CU TEO: Me!
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, why do you always get so dirty?
CU TEO: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
 
 
 
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
CU TEO: I is..
TEACHER: No, CuTeo….. Always say, ‘I am.’
CU TEO: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’ 
 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, CuTeo, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
CU TEO: Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
 


TEACHER: Now, CuTeo, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
CU TEO: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 


TEACHER: CuTeo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your friend’s. Did you copy his?
CU TEO: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
 

TEACHER: CuTeo, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
CU TEO: A teacher

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